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The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. - Hotel, Yugoslavia
The manager has personally passed all the water served here. - Hotel, Acapulco
Cooles and heates: if you want condition of warm air in your room, please control yourself. - Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan
Guests are requested not to smoke or do other disgusting behaviours in bed. - Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations
Please do not bring solicitors into your room. Hotel room notice, Chiang-mai, Thailand
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude. - Hotel brochure, Italy
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. - Hotel lobby, Bucharest
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. - Hotel, Japan
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. - Hotel catering to skiers, Austria
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. - Hotel, Vienna
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. - Moscow hotel room
Please dial 7 to retrieve your auto from the garbage. - Rome hotel room
All rooms not denounced by twelve o'clock will be paid for twicely - At a Budapest hotel
We highly recommend the hotel tart - Torremolinos hotel
Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice. - Sign in Tokyo hotel
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