Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States. - J. Bartlett Brebner
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. - Pierre Trudeau
Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. - Mike Meyers
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. - Richard Benner
Canada: A few acres of snow. - Voltaire
The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff. - Britney Spears
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen. - P. J. O'Rourke
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada. - Lorne Bloch
Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe. - Pierre Burton
Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated. - Cynthia Nelms
I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
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